i am so jealous of all the people who are comfortable with who they are physically and mentally
do you ever have a plan for the day and suddenly it’s 4pm and you’ve achieved literally nothing
Why does toilet paper NEED a commercial? Who is not buying toilet paper?
maybe if you came and fell asleep next to me I wouldn’t be so sad
Me: I’m so ugly!
500 million other people: NONONO U ARE SO CUTE AND SWEET U ARENT UGLY DONT U EVER SAY THAT!!!!
Me: wow I’m really beautiful!
500 other million people: WOW YOU’RE SO SELF CENTERED. CAN YOU KEEP THAT TO YOURSELF???? NO ONE CARES.
*straight people voice* is he… you know…
Wait for someone who bumps mouths clumsily with yours cos they’re too busy smiling to kiss you properly. Yeah. Wait for that.
Azra Tabassum (via suspend)
im not like other teenagers, im 51
yes hello 911 i’m being forced into adulthood and i don’t like it send help